Piss Into the Cup... Cheater

Uh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. There are solid tests for steroids and emphetamines, but not human growth hormone, widely known as HGH by many, but Coach Ryan prefers to keep it real and call it what it is, stem cells, which lets be honest, is just dead fetus. It's delicious and good for you.

But NFL doesn't think its good for you (quit hating ya'll) because it makes you too awesome. The NFL isn't alone, MLB, the OCC, just about everyone is scrambling to get a reliable test for HGH. USA Today reports that now the leagues have it, and Shawn Meriman should be shaking in his boots.

This is good news for those who don't cheat and fans that hate cheaters, and bad news for everyone else and all the fans that love entertainment.

One of Coach Ryan's favorite sports writers Jason Whitlock has been very out spoken about drugs and entertainment and how sports are no different from wrestling. Fake story aline aside, bigger, stronger, faster is what sells tickets. It's really amazing that so much of the NFL fanbase wants guys who ran 4.25's but want them to be drug free. Ask Steve Sabol if he thinks anyone in those tapes of his from the 60's is putting up times in the 4.4's. Or putting up 29 reps at 225. It ain't happening without HGH or juice.

Let's be real. With out HGH you don't get Jersey trash, which is really just fraternity trash when you think about it. Would the world be worth living in without that kind of trash?