It's The Bird Man

According to Peter Schmuck (no bullshit, that's his name) of the Baltimore Sun, PETA has objected to the Raven's plans of introducing two live ravens into their pre-game festivities. First dog-fighting, now this? What can Coach Ken do with animals? Accordig to PETA, the game environment of bright lights, screaming fans, and loud noises will cause the birds distress. Coach Ken believes this is a publicity stunt to shift the negative light of animal cruelty onto the NFL and away from the true animal killers....old white women golfers.