Matt Jones Cheeses All Day Long

When former Arkansas quarterback Matt Jones went to the combine his numbers in the 40-yard dash single handedly propelled him into the first round, not as a quarterback, but as a wide receiver.

The Jacksonville Jaguars, a team that Coach Ryan thinks is pretty baller, were the team dumb enough to jump on this garbage of Jones making the transition to reciever. So far it's worked out just fine. Jones sucks, and was the third on the depth chart behind the great Ernest Wilford and Reggie Williams. Now with Jerry Porter replacing Wilford, and Troy "Ray Charles" Williamson making his way south, Jones seems to have slipped down to the four spot.

And what do four spot receivers from Arkansas do? Snort cocaine in the back seat of a car according to the Northwest Akansas Times. But it's all cool now. Jones is out on bond. Slap on the wrist, blah, blah, blah.