While Brett Farve and Jason Taylor have made the most noise this off-season, perhaps Coach Ryan's favorite story came from Bronco's reciever Brandon Marshall who managed to nearly cut off his arm in a fight over some Mickey D's.
While this is not a crime, Marhall's DUI's and behavior has drawn the ire of Roger "The Hammer" Goodell (by the way, did anyone else hear Chris Mortensen jack this nick name yesterday on NFL Live?).
The two had themselves a little visit according to the Denver Post.
Unfortunately, Marshall began trying to motivationally speak with Goodell which resulted in disaster. Not but a few months removed from crashing through his entertainment center, Marshall did it again, this time destroying the commisioners coffee table.