Monday, July 21, 2008

Cajuns Scramble for Casio G-Shock Watches

So it turns out that all that "we still like Jeremy Shockey" talk from the Giants was in fact bullshit. Jay Glazer reports that the Giants are trucking the tight end for a 2nd and 5th rounder in next years draft.

With Shockey sidelined, the Giants flourished, not necessarily because he was absent, but hey, something was clicking. That something was the arrival of Kevin "Boss" Boss. He was an adequate replacement and the offense didn't have to center around him.

Bottom line he's cheaper, he's less maitainence, and right now he's more durable. He's like a silver Toyota Camry and Shockey's more of a bright red Ford Excursion.

New Orleans is a good place for Shockey as they are a pass happy team. If only they had a running back. Bottom line. Get excited. And get even more excited for digital watches. He's powered by the fucking sun! Can your rolex do that? Exactly. Next question.

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