Look What You Did You Little Jerk

It seems only fitting that one the same day that Coach Ken highlights some of the positive things that Michael Vick has done for the dog loving community, that Vick has filed for bankruptcy. Today the Virginia-Pilot reports that the greatest quarterback in Falcon history is fucking broke.

That's right, Coach Ryan said it, broke. How are you going to incarcerate Vick for some 20 months, and then let all these banks sue the shit out him and steal all the money? What the fuck is that? Coach Ryan knows what it is; chicken shit.

Why should Vick lose a penny? Because he was smart enough to say, "Hey look at these fucking dogs, they're mean. I wonder which one of them is the best fighter." People do that kind of thing all the time, "Hey, I wonder who would win in a fight between Ghandi and Mother Theresa?" Well Coach Ryan has news, both those people are dead. Is Vick supposed to create a time machine and bring them back, train them and then give them a place to throw down? What's he supposed to do with all his great ideas? Wash himself with them? Because that's what soap is for.

Bottom line, is there anything else that Vick can do for the free-loaders out there? Leave this man alone. LEAVE HIM ALONE! Coach Ryan refuses to post Chris Crocker videos, instead you get the great Uncle Frank.